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For the love of God, stay out of North Dakota. That is a treeless, frozen wilderness with nothing but left over lutefisk and sauge with kraut to eat and old beer soaked accordial players on the radio and in the bars. You even have Polka Mass at church. Stay away from a place that has 9 months of winter, 2 of mud and one of blistering unrepentant heat.
accordial = accordian
LOL...Last time we were there, people still used phone booths....The wind as so @#*& cold and blowing so hard, we couldn't even close the door to the phone booth...Laughing hysterically, we drove out of that state as fast as possible with a windshield full of bug guts. Big freaking bugs too.