It is NOT posted as “satire.” It should be in the headline.
And I even like satire. But sorry, John, you’re no P.J. O’Rourke or Dave Barry. I figure it out by the third sentence, but then I feel like I want the last 20 seconds of my life back.
It WAS posted as satire, as are all of Mr. Semmens’ “articles, which appear here several times a week.
What part of: “A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative” would have led you to think the posting was not satire?