[The Comedian]

The fight is almost over. 385 countries against 6 or 10. I’m surprised we lasted this long.

They aren't countries. They are infestations. Spraying commences shortly, I believe.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[B4Ranch]

Years ago I owned 50% in a AT-400 crop duster. Not expecting a profit, I was helping a friend get started in business. He did quite well.