Redcloak's California Voter Guide

Redcloak's Romper Room ^ | 11/1/2010 | Me

[Redcloak]

Wondering how to vote in California? Wonder no more!

Here are the highlights:

Governor: Whitman

Senate: Fiorina

Lt. Gov.: Newsom

Prop. 19: YES

Prop. 23: YES

Prop. 24: NO

Prop. 25: NO

A few surprises there? Click here for my brilliant, insightful, and flawless reasoning!

[Redcloak]

No, Newsom isn't a typo. His Republican opponent is Abel Maldonado, one of a handful of Republicans to sell out and vote for the largest tax increase in US history. Another is Mike Villines who's running for Insurance Commissioner. Neither deserves to serve in public office ever again; even if that means enduring Democrats in those offices for a few years.

[p. henry]

Pretty good analysis. I was not aware that Villines had shared in the Maldonado treachery.

[Forty-Niner]

Lt Gov.....Newsome?

Ultra Liberal San Francisco Mayor????????????????

Able Maldonado is just as bad........

Write in Karen England.....Conservative Republican from Placer County!

Vote............ Karen England........ Write in Candidate

[Redcloak]

I'll probably vote for the Libertarian candidate myself, rather than "Any threesome" Newsom. Ditto for Insurance commissioner. Of course, neither will win as LP candidates are generally nuttier than a Snickers bar. But votes for them are better than votes for those whores Maldonado and Villines.

(On a side note: I just Googled the phrase "whores in Sacramento" and found that my blog is the number one site for that phrase. I even beat out the porn sites!)