Oh, but he's so very subtle. Lrod. Get it? Lightning rod!
Perfect for the maximum ZOT.
Lrod should receive this year's L-Ron Award* for Hack Writing.
*L-Ron Awards are sometimes handed out at World Science Fiction Conventions for worst hack writing published that year. Named in "honor" of L. Ron Hubbard, hack extraordinaire, his sci-fi "career" culminating in publication of his "Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health", the founding "text" of the faux religion, Scientology. Contenders have much to live down to.