I have yet to meet one of these fine folks who doesn't believe that theirs is the only right way and that eventually they'll be able to force that way on others. Supposedly it will be done with "the benign force of reason" (as one local stoner/vegan explained) but it will none the less be done by eliminating alternatives (in a reasonable way of course). I’m glad the author clears the air by telling me there is no economic or political element to vegan beliefs so I can see that those vegans who plan to change the society to suit themselves are just evil herbivores like Hitler not evil because they’re herbivores. In addition, it’s nice to know other local vegans who feel like they’re returning to the “true way” that God intended us to follow back in the Garden of Eden and associate their diet with their faith are actually mistaken since there is no religious element involved with vegan beliefs either.
I, for one, found this article to be enlightening in that there is actually an entire realm of unreality inhabited by vegans that I was prior to this unaware of. I now see that unlike all of those who have over the years assailed me for eating meat, the true vegan the one who is detached from our shabby reality and thinking deep thoughts while chewing their cud. Obviously, vegan ism destroys the perceptive portions of the brain causing those so afflicted to miss or ignore important portions of reality. Fortunately, in their own eyes, that little inconvenience is more than compensated for by the visions of endless green fields full of contented vegans grazing naked under an endless summer sun. Visions that flood into the now vacant portions of their skulls keeping them calm and ignorant, but quite pleased with themselves and anxious to let others know just how pleased with themselves they are.
Regards
[ Fortunately, in their own eyes, that little inconvenience is more than compensated for by the visions of endless green fields full of contented vegans grazing naked under an endless summer sun. Visions that flood into the now vacant portions of their skulls keeping them calm and ignorant, but quite pleased with themselves and anxious to let others know just how pleased with themselves they are. ]
Herbivore thinking, they just have to learn to herd together for strength when the morlocks start licking their chops at the sight of vegans in fields aimlessly grazing....