Glad to hear that - I’m Sigma Chi also and we never, ever participated in any childish stunts. But if you give me a cold beer (which we NEVER had at the frat house)I might be able to think up a few things. I vaguely recall sending pledges down the hill tied to laZBoys with wheels. And something about putting a hose in the fron window of the Kappa Sig house...
He, too, never tasted alcohol whilst in college. But, he insists on teaching his grandsons bawdy fraternity drinking songs. I'll need to speak with him about that.