Are you implying that corruption and bribery will get worse with his Omnipotence Obamarama’s benevolent government controlling everything?
Shocked! I’m Shocked that such a thing could happen! Surely, you jest.
Not at all. And don’t call me Shirley.
My Mom uses 'surely' a lot in her sentences. I always say "don't call me Shirley" and she never fails to laugh. I love an easy audience. ;^)