And they wont give you food stamps for being a capitalist dog typing on freerepublic of all places. Not unless your a dope fiend, a sixteen year old with bastards in tow, or a filthy lazy bum. You could probably lie and just said you did it for laughs.
Just in case they revert to cannibalism - I’m being cremated...and if they try any funny stuff - I’ll rot their teeth.