[Dr. Sivana]

Gee, must we ALL be saltines? I’d like to at least be a Keebler Club Cracker, or a Ritz.

[Silentgypsy]

Actually, the new Wal Mart GV brand buttery round crackers are quite respectable subs for Ritz. Have you tried the new Wheat Thins Stick thingies? I haven’t seen them on the shelves, but we live in the boonies.

[TexasCajun]

I didn't get the cartoon till you said saltines.

Those are CRACKERS, as in White Crackers giving Imam Obamah nightmares.