Dear Sarah Palin,
Please throw your presidential aspirations away to appease a bunch of moonbats.
Signed,
The Official Birther-American Moron Association (OBAMA) Club.
We know where all past presidents were born. We have the address for all of them. We are missing our first Black Presidents birth address, and it is racist if we don't ask for it, and then honor it. We need a place for his statue.