[Bhoy]

It is a complete mystery to me why

1) anyone would paint their nails

2) why they would pay someone else to do it

So I guess I don’t care — except that those who can will drive out of town to get it done.

(Probably without paying for carbon credits.)

[La Lydia]

1) You must be a guy

2) Like dentistry, it is best left to the professionals

The government shouldn't try to micromanage every last detail of our lives.