He was wearing a shirt from a gun shop, seems like he should know what he’s talking about.
But then I’ve been in several gun shops where they don’t, seeking to replace my collection after the accident of course.
Accident? You too? What a coincidence! What are the odds? Mine involved a canoe, a large, rutting beaver, a one eyed albino bobcat with 2 tails and a gallon of homemade wine.