“Meanwhile, “iCarly” poses this question to teen and tween fans on the Nick show’s website: What’s the best way to spend this Saturday?”
I’ve got some suggestions for fun activities for the kids:
Play Cowboys & Indians
Go shoot cans with your Daisy Rifle
Play Ding, Dong, Ditch
Go skitching, or hop on the back of an Ice Cream Truck and see how long you can hang on until the driver notices and chases you off.
For boys: Pick a girl that you like and pull her pigtails
For girls: Pick a boy that you like and kick him in the shin
Put pennies on the railroad tracks and wait for the train to flatten em
Play Smear the Queer
Make a clubhouse and put up a sign that says “No Boys”/”No Girls”/”No Homers” allowed
Make rubber band guns out of clothes pins and the cardboard tubes from old coat hangers, and see if it’s really true that “You’ll put your eye out”
Find a suitable mound and play “King of the Hill”
Burn some ants with a magnifying glass
Flood your mother’s garden with the hose to make “mud pies”
Blow up your action figures with fireworks to make “casualties”
Haul your mattress out to the backyard to start a wrestling league
Find some scissors and give your dolls a haircut
Wash, wax, and vacuum mom's car. She does, after all, haul their butts every where. That should take up the day.
I did all of those when I was a kid. I think I turned out just fine.