O'Donnell the Witch?

From SeaTto Shining Sea ^ | 8/19/10 | Purple Mountains

[Old Retired Army Guy]

I just finished watching Face The Nation and predictably Schafer & Company went out of thee way to highlight this and put her down. No wonder she cancelled her appearance on that show.

[jerseyrocks]

Why are you bringing race into this? Please tell me any Republican woman lefties like? And I think your confusing “ditzy” with normal citizen. Any American who has not been molded for political life would be a typical citizen. They have not spent years in ivy league colleges, political activism, etc. Probably just normal every day citizen raising families, helping others, and caring about their Country. The sad thing is if a person is not polished they are accused of being unintelligent. There have been many polished politicians that I would trade in for, using your word “ditzy” citizen, anyday. Starting with our present leader.

[Defiant]

Anyone here ever play with a Ouija board?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

She needs to stay on message.

[Russ]

She needs to forget the national media attention, stay in Delaware and run her campaign. It serves no purpose for her to appear on national nework shows. Delaware is a small state and she should spend every day from now until Nov. 2 focusing on winning over the people of Delaware. Period...

[NavyCanDo]

Sounds like the type of confession you hear at any good old fashion Tent Revival. I've heard many like it, and many of them much much worse, from people living remarkable Christian lives today.

Church pews are full of people who use to dabble in Ouija boards, astrology, spells, porno, theft, prostitution, alcoholism, cheating, etc.
THANK GOD Because, if Jesus only invited the righteous their wouldn’t enough people in Church to turn on the lights.

[Nickname]

He’s a Ruling Class Cocktail Partier.

Obama’s the one he’s been waiting for to usher the great dreams of a socialist utopia. And we know what happens in socialist societies—dissenters must be CRUSHED.

[frposty]

None of O’Donnell’s past “mistakes” that have been revealed so far are out of the ordinary for young adults nor do they diminish whatever competencies she now has for the office she’s seeking.

But I haven’t learned much about her except that she’s nice looking with a wonderful smile, a good speaker, and supports the boilerplate conservative beliefs. Also, she impressed enough Delaware voters to win the primary.

We will learn more as she competes with with her Demo opponent.

Her recent victory could merely represent, as Wesley Pruden says, “... punish past crimes and settle scores with old rogues, as well as to anoint new rascals.”

Here’s his column containing that passage:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/sep/16/pruden-these-tea-parties-are-getting-rough/

[NavyCanDo]

OMG! I never thought about this before. FreeRepublic has a “Spell” button.

I think we may be unknowingly dabbling in witchcraft every time we post. What does that Spell button really do Jim? We may be turning a Liberals into a frogs or something. Someone needs to call Bill Maher, cause we may have a real scoop for him.

[Old Retired Army Guy]

I need a spell button. Not because I can’t spell, but because of my fingers on the keyboard don’t always work like they should. Also, in my haste, often times I don’t proof read the post before I post it. Therefore, hooray for spell check.

[mnehring]

How to Tell a Witch

Mahar: We have found a witch, may we burn her?

Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!

Freeper: But how do you *know* she is a witch?
Mahar: She looks like one!
Other Mahars: Yeah! She looks like one!!!
Freeper: Bring her forward.

(O’Donnell is pushed through the crowd of Mahars to the platform. She is dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose, and a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is closed by the carrot.)


O’Donnell: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Freeper: Er,...but you are dressed as one.
O’Donnell: THEY dressed me up like this.
Mahars: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
O’Donnell: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

(Freeper lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman's real nose, which is in fact rather small.)

Freeper: Well?
One Mahar: Well, we did do the nose.
Freeper: The nose?
Mahar: And the Hat. But she's a witch!
Mahars: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
FREEPER: Did you dress her up like this?
Mahars: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
One Mahar: yes.
Mahars: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
Another Mahar: (hopefully) She has got a wart...
FREEPER: What makes you think she is a witch?
Mahar: Well, She turned me into Newt!!

(pause)
Freeper: Newt?

(long pause)

Mahar: I got better...

Mahars: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
FREEPER: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch!
Mahars: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
FREEPER: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
FREEPER: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Mahar: More Witches!
Other Mahar: Ballots.
FREEPER: So. Why do witches burn?

(long silence)

(shuffling of feet by the Mahars)
Mahar: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....Ballots?
FREEPER: Goooood!
Other Mahars: oh yeah... oh....
FREEPER: So. How do we tell whether she is made of Ballots?
One Mahar: Try to steal an election out of 'er!

FREEPER: Aah. But can you not also steal elections with machines?
Mahars: oh yeah. oh. umm...
FREEPER: Do Ballots sink in water?
One Mahar: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Mahar: Throw her into the pond!
Mahars: yaaaaaa!

(when order is restored)
FREEPER: What also floats in water?
Mahar: Bread!
Another Mahar: Apples!
Another Mahar: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Mahar: Cider!
Another Mahar: Uh...great gravy!
Another Mahar: Cherries!
Another Mahar: Mud!
Another Mahar: Churches! Churches!
Another Mahar: Lead! Lead!
Jim Robinson: Pelosi’s Face!

Mahars: (in amazement) ooooooh!
FREEPER: exACTly!
FREEPER: (to a Mahar) So, *logically*...
Mahar: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If... she.. .weighs the same as a Pelosi’s Face...... she's made of Ballots.
FREEPER: and therefore...

(pause)
Mahar: A Witch!
All Mahars: A WITCH!

(they do consequently weigh her across from a Pelosi’s Face on Freeper's largest scale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the Pelosi’s Face.)

O’Donnell: It's a fair cop.

[brytlea]

For some reason ugly people love socialism. Why is that?

[Liberty Valance]

Priceless!

[NavyCanDo]

Church pews are full of people who use to dabble in Ouija boards, astrology, spells, porno, theft, prostitution, alcoholism, cheating,and worse. And THANK GOD, Because if Jesus only invited the righteous their wouldn’t be enough people in Church to turn on the lights.

[NavyCanDo]

And just who would you prefer to sit in the Delaware Senate seat? The pretty but dumb white girl (your words) – who will vote 100% of the time with the conservatives? Or the self proclaimed Marxist who will be among the most far left in the Senate Chamber who will NEVER vote with the conservatives?

[rawcatslyentist]

To be forgiven, you have to forgive.

To those who cannot forgive, we forgive you.

[GilGil]

Nobody seems to be disturbed by Obama the Jihadist.