[The Comedian]

Because d'Souza just tore a strip off of The Lizard King's human disguise.

And all the reptile worshipers are terrified that we are about to declare Reptilian Hunting Day.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[One Name]

Gator season open soon.

Herpetologists and sportsmen both are eagerly anticipating.

Democrats, not so much.