[Lonely Bull]

Reaction #1:

There must be something worse in the world.

Reaction #2, a sociological note, such as it is:

From simply reading “The Five Worst Pizzas in the World” nowadays, especially if it comes from a more MSM-y source, I’d be most likely to expect the five pizzas with the most calories per serving.

Yes, I read the preview text, which reassured me that this late, lamentable trend (calories = SINGUILTBAD!!!!1!) isn’t the case here. I still could’ve posted if it were the case, but probably to lament the trend.

[Lonely Bull]

From simply reading “The Five Worst Pizzas in the World” nowadays

I'm talking about simply reading the title "The Five Worst Pizzas in the World."

Also, a little more detail: if you look up "the [x] worst drinks" in Your Favorite Search Engine, you'll find examples galore of what I mentioned in my last post.