[2ndDivisionVet]

This is like something Romanian strongman Nicolae Ceauşescu and his wife Elena would pull. What, no lobster or Wagyu beef for the school kids, Michelle? Or is that just reserved for the elites, like you?

[smalltownslick]

JUST SHUT UP, MICHELLE!!

[a fool in paradise]

Can I get some fries with that?

[Lazlo in PA]

Why don’t you start with your husband. Every time you see him on the road he is stuffing his face with junk food. What a ratty whore. Mind your own business.

[NautiNurse]

Once upon a time, there were two smurfs

[katana]

Having seen some photos of the Bermudas Michelle fits her Bantu Bumper into I can understand that she might need to cut back on the butter and cream. But as for restaurants and the rest of us, she should just butt out (pun intended).

[Texas Fossil]

FUBO and the first wookie.

[TexasFreeper2009]

Every restaurant I have ever been to had salad, I suggest she start ordering it because if her butt gets any bigger they might have to expand the white house to fit her rear inside.

[sueuprising]

I don’t know where to begin with this one. We must certainly live in a society of total affluence, if the First Lady goes on record begging restaurants to offer apple slices as a side dish on a kid menu. This is inferring that kids eat out regularly in restaurants, not just McDonalds. Also, who in the world is Michelle Obama to tell a chef to use low fat milk in his cream sauces. Spokesmen for the government, i.e. Mrs. Obama, have no right to dictate what a restaurant should and should not serve. How dare she?