We voted for a dog and his name is Bam,
thought he was god but it was all a sham.
He barks all day and he romps at night,
doesn’t wake up until the noon day light.
This doggie won’t listen when you call his name,
he riles up the neighbors and it causes us shame.
He’s a very bad dog and the choice is not hard,
we will tie him up soundly in the corner of the yard.
So let this be a lesson if you never have heard
don’t select the dog by the color of his fur.
Clever! I like it.