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To: Retired Greyhound
Ok, I’m going to need this one expalined.

Well, see, there were these stalagmites growing off of this metal railing.

And then Barry Manilow walked by and went into a nearby Starbucks.

And ordered a bag of jellybeans.

And then there were a bunch of guns in the sink and everybody was real happy after that.

And then some lady went home and took a shower.

I hope that clears it up.

164 posted on 09/01/2010 11:52:50 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Allegra
Stalactites.

There. Fixed it.

165 posted on 09/01/2010 11:55:06 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Allegra

Yes, I understand now.

Thanks.


177 posted on 09/01/2010 12:01:57 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: Allegra
And ordered a bag of jellybeans.

Everyone knows you don't order a bag of jellybeans! You leave them in there natural state - all mixed up. If you order them, it confuses the universe. Next thing you know there are earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis and any number of calamities in an effort to re-mix them.

LEAVE THE JELLYBEANS ALONE, MISSY!

373 posted on 09/02/2010 12:00:55 AM PDT by jellybean (Bookmark http://altfreerepublic.freeforums.org/index.php for when FR is down)
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