[Bubba Ho-Tep]

I'm asking you to leave your house and hand it over to me.

Why haven't you left? Same reason. It was property of the United States government.

[colonel mosby]

Ah....thank you, Bubba Ho-Tep. You’ve stumbled and mumbled upon the truth.

You’ve inadvertantly explained The War Between the States.....and the multiple quicksands we keep finding ourselves submerged in 150 years later.