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To: txhurl
OK. No need to sink it... got it figured out.

Ladies and friends of Palestine, we women of the IDF have gathered and discussed what to put into your ship other than lead or torpedos.

We are packing 40 boxes, ten will be full of this:

,

Twenty of this:

,

and ten boxes of these:

We're going to keep them dry in cellophane while our divers swim them out to your boat. Each box has a rip-cord that the diver will hold onto as he launch-slings each box aboard, spilling all these guys right onto your deck.

Hope you brought antivenom.

71 posted on 08/08/2010 2:08:11 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: txhurl

Spidies? eh. Universal = MICE. They can run up your skirt. :)


86 posted on 08/08/2010 4:37:07 PM PDT by huldah1776
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