Somewhere in the basement of the Pentagon there are "plans" to attack France, and Switzerland, and the island off the coast of North Carolina... it's what they do - make plans for 'contingencies'...
Yup. Reminds me of a movie where some peacenicks get ahold of CIA plans to invade some South American dictatorship, out them to stop the war, and public opinion forces the government to invade. The kick? The plans were just contigency plans to begin with, and no war was actually planned!
The islands of North Carolina? That hits close to home for me. I live in North Carolina. Ouch!