Such a thing would live in infamy. Thankfully, the only picture is the one burned into my memory when my Mother held me up to the bathroom mirror before she whupped me again! ... But the chocolate I could reach with my tongue was cleaned off, before the tears helped wash the rest from my wicked little face. ...
The entire episode is one which I intend for a children’s book, complete with illust5rations ... and it is true.
Poor baby. Man, justice was clear in your house! Kids really are not sneaky enough to play outlaw. Best learn sooner than later. ;)