[Ditter]

Thanks for the kind offer but I just checked with my husband and we did hunt right there where the ranches are supposed to be but we have moved on. Not that I would know, I only go for the arrowhead hunting and this latest place doesn't have any.

[The Comedian]

I only go for the arrowhead hunting and this latest place doesn't have any.

Maybe you could expand your hobby to include AK-47 hunting?

I'll bet there are a lot of those lying around now.

Or would be, after aforementioned weekend safari...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.