That reminds me, I need to book two pickets to Ti.....I mean two tickets to Pittsburgh.
All conference
During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet luncheon at
which cold fried chicken was served. Returning for a second helping, he asked
politely, "May I have some breast?"
"Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for white meat or dark
meat." Churchill apologized profusely.
The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from her guest of
honor.
The accompanying card read:
"I would be most obliged if you would pin this on your white meat."