But young Achmed, one of my infidel-trained engineers who just transferred over from the Bomb-Vest Division has suggested that we substitute the ever-popular melon deal. If the chaps will agree to share, we could free up a lot more space, and send the 72 Virgins on a later mission.
What is the Virgin Policy for jihadis who fail in the primary mission, perhaps through no fault of their own? Do they get 36 Virgins? Ugly, old Virgins? The Farm Animal of their choice? Until we get a clear policy decision, our design work is halted. Respond ASAP, Inshallah.