Y’all are not alone.
Think of the movie “Southern Comfort” with a northern flavor.
Sgt. Casper: [looking at a map, obviously puzzled] There’s supposed to be a river here.
Spencer: Them ecology boys must’ve moved it.
Simms: [crying] I didn’t do anything wrong... I’m not supposed to be here... I’m not supposed to be here!
[gets shot in the chest]