You are, literally, our only chance at retaining any of our ancestral knowledge and thereby holding the promise of re-instituting our greatness (once we are relieved of the monsters currently killing us off).
And by the way, I'd hire your kids in a second, but they have to be paid offshore.
I don't do business under this regime, and I refuse to feed the Beast with any taxes.
You are a true comic. That is, after your jokes, people smile before they erupt in rage at the underlying truth.