Will they know it’s semi-satire?
I know this is satire, but I see this ‘logic’ as a means to confiscate firearms. They are ‘unhealthy’!
are you SURE this isn’t for real? I don’t trust them at all not to try this.
Did you forget the Reuters tag?
Resident Zero can blow me; and that is no satire.
It is highly encouraging to me to see Obama tripling his efforts at being better at golf and African handball, seeing how he so miserably fails at all else he touches.
Another good one John. Thanks once again for the head shakin’ chuckle.
You could use that to ban gays, couldn't you??
The task of this council will be to monitor the nation’s health and prescribe the “…behavior modifications needed to ensure optimal health…”
Uhm, would that include;
Ministry of Semi Physical Health
Ministry of Semi Family and Genetic Approval
Ministry of Semi Mental Health
Ministry of Semi Physical Exercise
Ministry of Semi Dietary Intake and approval
Ministry Semi Correct Thought
Ministry of Semi Government Consent
Ministry of Semi Travel Authorization
Ministry of Semi Domical and Better Living
…
The last people you want caring for you, your health or family are the same people that run government departments and have the power to incarcerate you.
November 6, 2012 - he’ll get a lifestyle modification, to be sure.
On Friday, Playboy offered Sarah Palin $4 million to pose nude in their next issue.
Also on Friday, National Geographic offered Michelle Obama 50 bucks to pose.
Much better satire than Stalin’s “Dizzy with Success” article, although both are about “lifestyle modifications”.