[The Comedian]

So, if "Muslim" is a race, I guess so is "Christian", so anyone who speaks ill of Christians is a racist, right?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Ax]

With the moslems' intention of building a mosque near Ground Zero and calling it "The Cordoba Center," they are telegraphing their battle plan.

It was in Cordoba, Spain, where the moslems first set about conquering Europe and spreading islam by the sword. Cordoba was the capital of the caliphate. They called Iberia "Al Andalus," as it is called by them today. After about three centuries, they were thrown back across the Strait of Gibraltar.

It is a main point of moslem doctrine that once they own a place, it's theirs forever. By calling their new place at Ground Zero "Cordoba," they are announcing their intention to create a new caliphate right here in the U.S. Europe is lost, and we are on very thin ice.