For Jeff, it has been very humbling and he struggles sometimes with the TOTAL lack of privacy in ALL things
Um, maybe a little less detail on his bowel activities posted on FR would help in that department. Those of us who aren't close personal friends of his really don't need to know *everything* :-)
renting a van and putting him on an air mattress might be an option
Air mattresses don't provide nearly as much cushioning against shock/bumps as a regular innerspring mattress. You could pick up a used twin mattress on Craiglist for very little.
“You could pick up a used twin mattress on Craiglist for very little.”
What? And bring home Texas-size bedbugs?
Yuck. Two things to never buy used - underwear and mattresses.