Posted on 06/08/2010 9:14:16 PM PDT by Joya
Totally off topic, but this is my off topic thread, so here goes:
TO
ALL
PONY-TAIL-WEARING
MEN:
THERE
ARE
VERY
FEW
MEN
WHO
LOOK GOOD WEARING A PONY-TAIL
AND
YOU
ARE
NOT
ONE OF THEM.
GO GET A CREW CUT.
YOU WILL LOOK MUCH BETTER.
This has been a public service announcement.
Thank
you.
No. 5 Bus
A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart. “Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!”
The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, “Ah, Mozart. You’re so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island.”
There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Her husband was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, “We’re leaving right now. Get your coat and let’s get out of here.”
As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally his wife turned to him. “You’re angry about something.”
“Oh really? You noticed?” he sneered. “I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney Island? You goober! Don’t you know the No. 5 bus doesn’t go out to Coney Island?”
*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
THX THX.
Greatly inspiring, oldie but goodie:
http://www.wimp.com/watchingthis/
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http://www.attitudeisaltitude.com/
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THX THX.
that was beautiful. Thank you for posting it...
You are welcome. Thanks for writing. God be with you.
Here’s what I found on the Net regarding how much bleach to put in water stored for emergencies,
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Add eight drops of household bleach (containing 5.25 percent sodium hypochlorite) per gallon of water. This amount of bleach will kill microorganisms, but it won’t make you sick.
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Read more: How to Store Water for an Emergency | eHow.com
http://www.ehow.com/how_1296_store-water-emergency.html#ixzz1PUKqGHDh
THX THX.
Encouraging Bible Quotes
http://encouragingbiblequotes.com/versesnamesa.html
Names and Titles of Christ
http://www.prayerclosetministries.org/prayerguides.html
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Scriptures Prayers for Physical Healing
Praying For your School
Spiritual For Awakening among Students
Scripture Prayers for Your Marriage
Praying Against the Spirit of Divorce
Praying For the Addicted
Praying for Revival in Your Marriage and Family
Praying for the Lost
Praying for Missionaries
Praying Through Proverbs
Praying For Your Pastor
Seeking God for Revival
The Praying Parent
Praying for Emotional Healing
The 79 Prayer
Preparing a Community for the Word
Announcing the Truth
Praying for the Lost (oldie but goodie); link at end.
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The “Six Questions” Method Of Prayer Evangelism
Another way you can intercede for lost people is by praying through the following questions. These questions deal with the most basic issues of life. By praying for these things, the lost person can be prepared to hear and receive the gospel of Jesus Christ - -
(1) Why: Ask God to cause this person to wonder why they reject Jesus Christ and His salvation. Call on Him to show this person the foolishness of rejecting Christ and of living life without Him.
(2) What: Ask God to cause the person to start asking the question, “What is the purpose of my life?” Plead with God to plant in his or her heart an urgency concerning this question.
(3) When: Pray that God will grant this person an emptiness of heart. Ask God to show them that sin and selfishness will not satisfy. Call on God to cause this person to start asking the questions, “When will I really be free? When can I find true peace and hope?”
(4) Whom: Pray that God will cause this person to doubt all the lies that he or she has concerning Christianity. Call on God to cause the person to ask, “Whom can I trust? In whom can I find hope?”
(5) How: Plead that God will plant this question in the heart of the person, “How can I cope with my problems?” Pray that God will grant hopelessness in the heart of this person. Ask God to show this person that he or she cannot cope in his or her own power or strength. Pray that he or she will be forced to look to God.
(6) Where: Call on God to cause this person to contemplate the question, “Where will I go when I die?
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Praying For the Lost
The following are Scripture prayers that you can use to plead for the salvation of lost people.
Each prayer is based on Scripture and can help you offer powerful intercession for those who need the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior. (feel free to print this form and use it in your prayer time):
Father, in the name of Jesus, I plead that You will draw _______________ to Jesus Christ in true faith and repentance (John 6:44).
In the name of Jesus, I ask You, Father, to quicken ___________________ who is dead in sins and trespasses (Ephesians 2:1).
Father, I ask You to bind and remove Satan’s work in _________________’s life and to open _______________’s eyes to the truth of the gospel (2 Corinthians 4:4).
Holy Spirit, I pray that You would convince _____________ that he/she is lost, separated from God, and headed to hell (Romans 3:23).
Holy Spirit, in the name of Jesus, I pray that You would destroy any false ideas that _________________ has about Jesus Christ and salvation through Him (Proverbs 14:12).
Lord Jesus, I plead that You will seek out __________________ and save him/her from his/her sins and eternal condemnation (Luke 19:10).
Father, I pray that You will open _____________’s heart so that he/she will receive and believe the gospel (Acts 16:14).
Holy Spirit, I ask You through Your power and ____________’s circumstances to prepare him/her to hear and receive the Word of God (Matthew 13:1-9, 18-23).
Holy Spirit, I plead that ______________ will understand the gospel when it is presented to him/her so that the devil cannot snatch it away (Matthew 13: 5, 9).
Holy Spirit, in the name of Jesus, I plead that the Word of God will take root in ___________’s life and bring about true salvation in ____________’s life (Matthew 13:6, 20-21).
Father, I ask that the pleasures of this world and the pressures of life will not choke the Word of God that has been sown into _______________’s life (Matthew 13:7, 22).
Father, I plead that You will deliver ___________ from the kingdom of darkness and place ________________ into the kingdom of Your dear Son (Colossians 1:13).
Father, I pray that _______________ will receive the free gift of eternal life through Jesus Christ the Lord (Romans 6:23).
Lord Jesus, I ask that _________________ will not trust in himself/herself, but that ___________ will completely trust in You as his/her Savior and Lord (Galatians 2:16).
Holy God, I pray that You would grant genuine repentance to _________________, a repentance that will cause him/her to hate sin and to turn from it (Acts 11:8; Luke 13:1-3).
Lord God, I plead that You would grant _______ genuine faith, a faith that trusts in Jesus alone and surrenders to Him as Lord and Savior (Ephesians 2:8-10).
Holy Spirit, I pray that You would stir _________ out of his/her indifference and complacency concerning his/her condition and his/her need of the Lord Jesus Christ (2 Corinthians 6:2).
I ask in the name of Jesus Christ that ________ would surrender himself/herself to the Lord Jesus Christ (Romans 14:9).
Father, I pray that You will send people continually into ________________’s life who will share the gospel with him/her (Romans 10:14).
Father, I plead in the name of Jesus that You will put a new heart in ________________ and that You will place Your Holy Spirit in him/her (Jeremiah 42:30; Ezekiel 11:19-20).
Holy Spirit, I pray that You will cause _________ to hate sin and that You will break the power of those sins that are hindering him/her from coming to Christ (Mark 9:43-47).
Lord Jesus, I ask that _______________ would surrender to You, denying himself/herself, take up the Cross, and follow You (Luke 9:23).
Father, I plead that _____________ will understand that his/her only hope for forgiveness and acceptance with You is through Jesus’ work on the Cross (1 Corinthians 1:18).
Father, I pray that _______________ would not neglect the glorious salvation which is available through Your Son (Hebrews 2:1-3).
Lord Jesus, I pray that ________________ will feel and know the burden of his/her sin and will come to You for forgiveness and salvation (Matthew 11:28-30).
Father, I plead that _________________ will make a genuine commitment to Jesus Christ as the Lord and Savior of his / her life (Luke 14:24-33).
Lord Jesus, I plead that _________________ will not be content with the appearance of righteousness but will seek You for the transformation of his/her whole life (Matthew 23:27-29).
Father, I pray that ___________________ will see that his/her good works are as filthy rags in Your sight and that they will not save him/her (Isaiah 64:6).
Father, I ask that _______________ would believe and trust Your Son that You sent to be the Savior of sinners (John 5:24).
Lord Jesus, I ask that _______________ would not die in his/her sins but would trust You and receive eternal life (John 8:24).
Because You came into the world to save sinners, I plead with You to save _____________ who is a sinner and in need of Your grace and mercy (1 Timothy 1:13-16).
Holy Spirit, I pray that You would humble ______________ so that he/she sees his/her need of Jesus Christ (Psalm 18:27; Proverbs 8:13, 29:23).
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http://www.prayerclosetministries.org/assets/PDF/Praying%20For%20the%20Lost.pdf
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Something you will say looks nice, there’s rutile blue or dark blue, just for fun
http://www.stevecoburnpottery.com/lgmsmm.html
END TIMES LIST
THE BELOW LINKS are supportive of anyone’s Christianity . . . but can be particularly useful in reaching out to some Chinese:
The last presentation is probably the best one.
Alamo-Girl, this may be the better one for you as it’s readable:
http://www.cogwriter.com/china.htm
The following one is only in Chinese audio, however.
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=6L6LNNNX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvx0VXtdXc&feature=related
This is the more descriptive video . . . very clear and informative.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcUxEE2Px44
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