Mostly beans? Maybe there is a reason your single?
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after,ate beans, and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .
The End
Forgot to add that I put a half teaspoon of baking soda in the hot soak. Flatulent free beans ;-)
PS, Did I say anything about being abstinent? ;->