The same year, the same bright student got into a shoving match with a local bully at a bar called the Smokeshop. Bill drove home and retrieved a hunting knife he had received as a Christmas gift and returned to wait outside the bar.
The end result was Bill was sentenced to eight years in prison for manslaughter and spent the remainder of his life as a auto body repairman.
The end result was Bill was sentenced to eight years in prison for manslaughter and spent the remainder of his life as a auto body repairman.At least he got a job? Ouch.
Changing the subject:
Undertaker (calling) Fred!
Fred's voice Yeah?
Undertaker I think we've got an eater.
Man What?
Another undertaker pokes his head round the door
Fred Right, I'll get the oven on. (goes off)
Man Er, excuse me, um, are you suggesting eating my mother?
Undertaker Er ... Yeah. Not raw. Cooked.
Man What?
Undertaker Yes, roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...
Man Well, I do feel a bit peckish.