Calling something a “trial” with a “guilty verdict” implies a recognized court with actual jurisdiction over a matter. Not a charade such as that.
When I was about 8 years old some friends and I conducted a wedding for our puppies. Didn’t make us ministers, and the dogs weren’t legally joined as a couple. But it entertained us and killed an afternoon.
Same thing as the Columbia “trial”.
So you’re comparing Obama to your dogs?? Nice!