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Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide
The Register ^ | 13th November 2009 | Lester Haines

Posted on 05/16/2010 4:15:17 AM PDT by martin_fierro

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide

Horror beyond human imagination

By Lester Haines • Get more from this author

Posted in Bootnotes, 13th November 2009 11:00 GMT

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Ventblockers Our shock picture last Friday of a Quatermass-style lifeform lurking inside a PC prompted a flurry of snaps forwarded by readers who had similarly confronted unspeakable horrors.

We gather that many of our correspondents are responding well to therapy, and could be back working in PC maintenance in five years or so. Others, sadly, are condemned to spend the rest of their days in a padded room gibbering about alien beings like that unfortunate bloke from Quatermass and the Pit who sees a hellish vision of Mars inhabited by Red Planet bouncing insect creatures.

Well, flamethowers at the ready. We're going in...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dirtypictures; hitech; lowtech
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1 posted on 05/16/2010 4:15:17 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: ShadowAce; Ernest_at_the_Beach

AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!


2 posted on 05/16/2010 4:15:56 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

I’ve seen worse, much worse.


3 posted on 05/16/2010 4:24:09 AM PDT by allmost
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To: martin_fierro

I’ve seen one to almost rival those. Many years ago I worked at a PC shop as a programmer/PC fixer/customer rep, and one of my sites was a ready-mix concrete plant. I’d had to install a multi-user system—one Compaq Deskpro 386/25 PC, two terminals (SCO Unix, baby)—in the office, which was occupied by two of the most godawfully stupid women I’ve ever met.

Anyway, several months later, they called and said the system had stopped working and could we please fix it? So our usual PC tech went out there and brought the Compaq back in. When he popped the case, we were appalled. 6+ months of being in a closed cinderblock office with two two-pack-a-day chainsmokers, combined with the air being saturated with cement dust, meant that the entire motherboard was BROWN. It looked about like your picture of that front panel. All the ICs were just lumps in a fuzzy brown stinking nicotine blanket. Their tape backup drive, which had had the same tape in it for the entire time (as they were too stupid to remember the instructions we gave them about backups), was jammed with brown dust and wrecked. We had to drag the thing outside and use high-pressure air to blow out the entire inside, and when we did, this gigantic cloud of smoker byproducts and rock dust went flying. It was hideous.

IIRC we had to replace the tape drive (which had quit working months earlier and they didn’t tell us about it), the motherboard, and the floppy drive as a precaution. By the grace of God the hard drive still worked and they hadn’t needed the tape backup.

}:-)4


4 posted on 05/16/2010 4:24:37 AM PDT by Moose4 (November 2, 2010--the day that "YES WE CAN" becomes "OH NO YOU DIN'T")
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To: allmost

Except for that rat pic...


5 posted on 05/16/2010 4:25:34 AM PDT by allmost
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To: martin_fierro

My PCs don’t last long enough to get dirty.


6 posted on 05/16/2010 4:26:50 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Moose4
Many years ago ... Compaq Deskpro 386/25 PC, two terminals (SCO Unix, baby)

Many years ago? Boy, I'll say.

7 posted on 05/16/2010 4:34:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Most office desks have more bacteria than the office toilet.


8 posted on 05/16/2010 4:46:38 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: allmost

9 posted on 05/16/2010 4:56:36 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot

That’s bad. Three relatively clean vertical sides though. Shoot it with air out back. The dog didn’t get to it yet...


10 posted on 05/16/2010 5:05:04 AM PDT by allmost
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To: martin_fierro

We had a laptop in Iraq get so dirty and crammed with dust that literally it caught fire and melted both the case and the table.


11 posted on 05/16/2010 5:09:46 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (There is no truth to the rumor that Ted Kennedy was buried at sea.....)
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To: martin_fierro
our server at work has been sitting the floor under a counter since 1999...
12 posted on 05/16/2010 6:08:09 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: martin_fierro
Scary stuff! Especially the keyboard. Ewwww.
13 posted on 05/16/2010 6:31:37 AM PDT by LiberConservative
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To: Chode

If you haven’t upgraded the memory since 1999, I doubt it is worth much


14 posted on 05/16/2010 6:37:33 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: rdb3; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; GodGunsandGuts; CyberCowboy777; Salo; Bobsat; JosephW; ...

15 posted on 05/16/2010 6:50:48 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: martin_fierro

Nothing like that in my Domain.....ECKKKK!


16 posted on 05/16/2010 7:03:54 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach ( Support Geert Wilders)
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To: SkyPilot

Before and After....amazing...assuming it still works.


17 posted on 05/16/2010 7:07:39 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach ( Support Geert Wilders)
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To: SkyPilot

Just looking at that makes me sneeze. I routinely clean servers out as part of my job, this looks familiar.


18 posted on 05/16/2010 7:10:04 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: martin_fierro
They just needed to replace the mouse.


19 posted on 05/16/2010 7:19:40 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: AppyPappy
it's not, but it's paid for... it's still running DOS and i don't even have a mouse.

i had to swap out a junk floppy drive a couple months ago for a software update.

luckily i found one in an old machine that worked but... it scared the bejesus out of me not knowing if the server would ever start up again, let alone start and come up right after the swap.

i lucked out...

they won't get a new server till we change software and that isn't happening right away, or until it goes completely toes up

20 posted on 05/16/2010 7:27:41 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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