1. She articulates the common sense and practicality of conservatism better than anyone else.
2. She knows energy like the back of her hand.
3. She is an inspiration to young women everywhere by showing them that it is awesome to be conservative and a woman.
4. She doesn't give 17-minute answers.
5. She’s got charisma that drips off her leather jackets.
6. She is bold and lives her life like that.
7. She does not dance around issues — she calls it the way she sees it.
8. She is supremely confident in her abilities, yet not in the least bit arrogant.
9. She absolutely destroyed Obama in her RNC speech, after “family scandal” was supposed to cripple her.
10. She happily tore Joe Biden apart in front of an international audience.
11. She doesn't run and hide even after all of the ways the Left has attacked her.
12. She is tougher than nails but yet has a soft heart.
13. She has a steel spine.
14. She makes people say things like: “We are not gonna pull the plug on Granny.”
15. She is not a D.C. politician.
16. She has sacrificed tremendously to fight for our country.
17. She leads by example.
18. She will stand with us and for us and protect us.
19. She is faithful, strong, caring, trustworthy.
20. She makes sound, decisive decisions without checking with all voting blocks first.
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So she can see the Potomac from her House
"1. She articulates the common sense and practicality of conservatism better than anyone else."
...when she speaks to an audience with a fourth grade mentality. Above that it's best to listen to Rush, Mark, Laura, etc.
"2. She knows energy like the back of her hand."
Because that's where she keeps her energy talking points.
"3. She is an inspiration to young women everywhere by showing them that it is awesome to be conservative and a God fearin' woman."
Fixed it.
"4. She doesn't give 17-minute answers."
Her synapses shut down after 4.
"5. She’s got charisma that drips off her leather jackets."
That's the Holy Water with which her admirers anoint her.
"6. She is bold and lives her life like that."
Who else would have thunk to qscribble notes on the palm of their hand prior to a major speech?
"7. She does not dance around issues -- she calls it the way she sees it."
Except for that icky immigration issue thingy.
"8. She is supremely confident in her abilities, yet not in the least bit arrogant."
Except the confidence to serve out her lawful four year term. Oh my God, that one was so HARD!
9. She absolutely destroyed Obama in her RNC speech, after “family scandal” was supposed to cripple her."
Ya, it's incomprehensible he won.
"10. She happily tore Joe Biden apart in front of an international audience."
Ya, it's incomprehensible he won.
"11. She doesn't run and hide even after all of the ways the Left has attacked her."
Well, it's kind of hard to hide during a 57 stop, nationwide book tour. Then there is her Facebook page and all that Twittering...OH MY GOD, 2 million followers...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! (Oh my God again!)
"12. She is tougher than nails but yet has a soft heart."
Because, you know, twittering and giving speeches at 100k a pop is, you now, SO HARD!
"13. She has a steel spine."
Just don't file an ethics complaint if you're a third string, backbencher dem from the Great White North because that steel may turn to jelly!
"14. She makes people say things like: "We are not gonna pull the plug on Granny."
. Yes, much better to keep Granny on the public medical dole to the tune of millions of dollars so her life of being connected to a half dozen tubes can be extended a couple months. That's what I call rocked ribbed fiscal conservatism...pushing the cost onto the taxpayers.
"15. She is not a D.C. politician."
Because she is a DC gadfly.
"16. She has sacrificed tremendously to fight for our country."
And has 12 million examples to prove it.
"17. She leads by example."
True. Last week I quit my job just to show my Palin support.
"18. She will stand with us and for us and protect us Israel and her 144k Christian converts during the great tribulation to come."
Fixed it.
"19. She is faithful, strong, caring, trustworthy."
Unless you're her 20 year best friend from High School who happened to date the ex-wife of one of Todd's best buddies. Then it's out with the garbage.
"20. She makes sound, decisive decisions without checking with all voting blocks first."
As evidenced by her 6 VOTE MAJORITY win in that 20 million dollar Wasilla (5000 residents), big gubmint, sports complex boondoggle. At least Sarah doesn't have to drive 20 miles to take her son to hickey practice now.
"21. She makes people wear adult diapers."
One really has to wonder about the balance of Palin supporters when they continually mistake diapers for barf bags.
"22. She did not get to where she is with the help of a party machinery."
...but she is making up for lost time.
"23. She displays strength and resolve, important qualities of a commander-in-chief."
As we saw in Alaska. BTW - We know what it took to get her to resign there, what will it take if she makes it to the oval office?
"24. She does things her own way."
Yes, most wouldn't think the path to political success could be driven via resignation. Punditry, yes, politics, no.
"25. She made history as the youngest ever and the first female Governor of Alaska, and first female GOP VP pick."
...and being the first to resign after two short years.
"26. She is the best person to lead this country back from the brink of madness armeggedon.
Fixed it.
"27. She reminds us of Abraham Lincoln who was similarly pilloried as neither smart nor establishment fashionable."
You forgot Reagan, Churchill, Thatcher, Joan of Arc, Jesus Christ and Robin Hood.
"28. She stands tall with her head held high."
Which is easy to do when your worshippers put you on such a high pedestal.
"29. She is a great leader for the hardworking American."
Don't forget nardworking Alaskans.
"30. She stood up to the political establishment."
Like RINO John McCain.
"31. She is the reason I recently started to get involved politically."
Unlike the rest of us that have been doing it for 30-40 years and all we're going to get is this lousy "Palin 2012" t-shirt.
"32. She proves that real change can be made."
Like changing who sits in the Alaskan Governor's chair. How about working to change who represents Arizona in the Senate?
"33. She supports fiscal conservatism, respect for life, and strong national defense."
Except for that whole Wasilla Community Sports Complex "Big Gubmint" boondoogle.
"34. She shares my values and ideals."
That's what scares some people.
"35. When she talks about smaller government, lower taxes, a strong national defense, and the sanctity of life, she really means what she says."
Well, she talks a lot, maybe we better take a closer look at her record and not rely on the delusional PR spin of her supporters.
"36. She’s the only one we can trust to undo what Obama has done."
The ONLY one...(and don't ever forget it or your a libtard mysoginist who will burn in hell for your heresies!)
"37. She believes that the government that governs least, governs best."
Except when she's in charge.
"38. She has the right message at the right time, for Alaska and for America."
Vote 4 me and I'll quit in 2 years!
"39. She uses sarcasm to make her points."
Unfortunately, the majority of voters don't speak in tongues so they have no idea what she's talking about.
"40. She is like no other.:
Because she is "The One"!
"41. She got to where she is through hard work, persistence, and determination quitting when the going got tough then whining about it.
. "42. She says backasswards."
Don't forget "You Betcha!" I can think of no better qualification for POTUS!
"43. She makes Obama, the LSM, and the GOP establishment crazy."
Just ask John McCain and Lindsey Graham.
"44. She continues to drive the political news cycletwittering nabob class each day."
Fixed it.
"45. She drains the joy right out of Joy Behar."
Joy Behar hits her knees everyday and thanks God for Sarah Palin and hopes she gets the GOP nomination in 2012.
"46. She uses Obama's words against him every chance100k she gets."
Fixed it,
"47. She makes Andrea Mitchell and Norah O'Donnell whine and look petty and jealous."
No, just looks like your everyday catfight.
"48. She is the opposite of President Obama and Obama knows it and can't stand it."
Methinks thou protest too loudly.
"49. She is dangerous to the pundits and to the establishment because she does not operate according to their playbook."
If she runs anything besides her mouth she's going to learn what that playbook and playing field looks like. But I'm betting 5 to 1 against...Palin doesn't want hard work, she wants adoration, worshipping fans and a payday.
"50. She thought it would be kinda funny if Andrea Mitchell got smelly, fish water on her. And admitted it."
How presidential
"51. She doesn't call her opponents "my friend"!"
No, she calls up the democrats and enlists them in an ethics investigation against republicans.
"52. She fights with the intensity of a warrior."
Just don't file an ethics complaint against her, then she goes wobbly.
"53. Her faith guides her."
As any armeggedon believin', end times lovin', orthodox Jew hatin', tongue speakin', evangelical born again waiting for Jesus to come on the clouds of heaven to save us all and esatblish his 1000 year reign, "God fearin'" woman can.
"54. She doesn't shove her faith down anyone's throat."
She prefers her supporters do that for her.
"55. She gave birth to Trig."
I can't think of a better qualification for the leader of the free world.
"56. She is not ashamed to say that God is at the center of her life, and the decisions she makes.
I know this will offend quite a few here on FR, but personally I would prefer a politician who sticks their finger in the air to someone who will justify any F/U thing they do with "God told me to do it".
The stench of Jim Jones still hangs in the air ofter 30 years. A finger sticking pol is more predictable.
"57. She balances self-confidence and humility better than anyone I've seen."
And she's got the red leather jackets and boots to prove it.
"58. She is the first politician I've seen that I think is a better person than I am."
If the definition of "better" means she speaks directly to God...and he speaks back.
"59. She is one of the few "politicians" who will do what is right, even if she has to go against her party."
As proven by her support of John McCain and Carly.
"60. She demonstrates integrity, humor, humility, love for God, family and country."
Just like Jimmy Swaggert.
"61. She stands on principle."
Proven by her rock solid support of the biggest RINO on the US Senate.
"62. She doesn't shift with the political wind, but holds true to her beliefs, no matter what."
Except for that whole "bridge to nowhere" thingy where she was for it before she was agin it. Of course, even when she was agin it she still kept 250 million of the taxpayers money from the other 49 states. But then again, she had make sure she could give $3000 to every "voter" in Alaska with that money, there was an election coming up she needed to win.
"63. She is someone I trust with my children's future."
Only if that future includes the 1000 year reign (after nuclear annihilation of 2/3rds of the world) by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
"64. She is real - not a fake or a phony.",p> Real scary.
"65. She was the same person August 29, 2008 as she was when she ran for the city counsel, mayor, and the governorship."
And she's got 12 million ways to hire the proper PR people to make sure you believe it.
"66. She's a fearless principled conservative, the People's Politician."
Which is why she filmed all those campaign commercials for McCain, you know, to defeat that RINO hack Hayworth. A principled conserevative doesn't support the biggest RINO in the Senate because she feels "I owe you one, buddy".
"67. She resigned knowing that could possibly have irreparably damaged her future in politics business prospects.
Fixed it.
"68. She always looks on the bright side of life."
It might just be me, but I don't want Sandra Dee with their finger on the nuclear button.
"69. She glows with true joy."
The glow of pending nuclear armegedon.
"70. She loves her family."
How rare...
"71. She is a mom, wife, daughter, sister, and aunt."
How rare...
"72. She runs, played point guard in high school, and played the flute."
"73. She is not blinded by an Ivy League degree, or a lawyer's sheepskin."
"Instead she's got that whole high school point guard and flute thing going on.
"74. She is one of us, but with the ability to go all the way."
By "one of us" I believe you to mean "God fearin', evangelical born again woman", i agree.
"75. She love sports."
So does Keith Olbermann.
"76. She uses sports analogies."
So does Keith Olbermann.
"77. She is family."
If by family you mean she is an "end times" evangelical, born again Christian who believes armeggedon is just around the corner so let's nuke the Whore of Babylon", I agree.
"78. She makes everyone she touches part of her family."
Just ask Levi.
"79. She likes to eat meat."
Only defenseless meat felled by a 30-06 from a high elevation.
"80. She likes beer."
So does Keith Olbermann.,p> "81. She rides snowmachines!"
So does Keith Olbermann.
"82. She named her kid after Van Halen!"
She's got a kid named Eddie?
"83. She is a citizen-politician in every sense of the word."
Only because the founding fathers wanted "citizen politicians" to serve for two years and then go home.
"84. She speaks the language of ordinary people, and she does it all with a smile on her face, always upbeat and optimistic."
Meaning she never uses a word over 3 syllables.
"85. She's almost single-mindedly pro-freedom in a world of wannabe socialists."
I think you meant "pro-capitalist".
"86. She has common sense."
Common as in "you betcha"?,p> "87. She loves America – and Americans"
And it's so difficult to find a politician who hates voters.
"88. She will do whatever it will take to keep America/AmericansIsrael/End time converted Jews safe."
Fixed it>
"89. She will not stop fighting for this country the right of Israel to exist so it can be converted to Christianity during the tribulation."
Fixed it.
"90. She has a strong love and respect for our Founding Fathers, and the Constitution."
Unfortunately she doesn't know about any of them, their beliefs or writings, but you know, she loves them anyway, especially George Washington.
"91. She stands for those who can't."
????, seriously.
"92. She loves the military and knows that they are responsible for our safety and freedom."
Fair enough. One out of 100 ain't bad.
"93. She will take out terrorists threatening Israel in the blink of an eye.
Fixed it.
"94. She upholds the Constitution."
She doesn't know what it says, but she'll uphold it however her advisors advise her as such at the time and also how it merges and agrees with biblical prophecy.
"95. She sees elected office as public service, not self-service stepping stone to fame and fortune.
Fixed it.
"96. She has always put the people she has served first."
Except the Alaskans who elected her, they're icky.
"97. She doesn't like to talk about herself, and prefers writing about the people in her life that have inspired her."
Unless she opens her mouth.
"98. She thinks more of the others around her than herself."
Except for Todd's ex-brother-in-laws. Then she'll usurp her authority to make sure he can never be gainfully employed for the rest of his life, because, you know, she loves people and is so forgiving.
"99. She walks the walk with a true servant's heart."
She's a "God fearin" woman! But personally I'd prefer she be a voter-fearin' woman.
"100. She doesn’t have an “I know what is best” -paternalistic attitude that is pervasive all throughout government today."
But only because "paternalistic" has 5 syllables.
"101. She sacrificed her power for the best interests of her people."
In other words, she quit, get over it, put some ice on it if it bothers you and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
I will no go enjoy my most recent banning in quiet reflection and grace.