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To: BattleHymn

Boating accidents are the #1 cause of lost firearms these days. I’ve done a survey. However, my personal experience involved a freakish meteor. Now all I have left is a big blob with a front sight sticking out of it.


30 posted on 05/08/2010 6:14:30 PM PDT by davetex (All my weapons got melted by a meteor!! No Sh*t)
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To: davetex
I think the rise in missing Guns is due to the fact that most Gun Owners are also Dog owners.

Don't let those big brown eyes and silly panting tongues fool you. They know where you keep the guns and they probably have the combination of your Gun Safe written on the bottom of their paws. They saw Sarah Palin scribble on her palm, so they know what's what.

You think they're quietly napping on your bed, when they are actually plotting where they will bury your Glock.

34 posted on 05/08/2010 6:21:23 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (If Hitler used a TelePrompter, we would all be speaking German...)
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To: davetex
my personal experience involved a freakish meteor. Now all I have left is a big blob with a front sight sticking out of it.

Going to need some pics on that, Dave, before this thread can continue.

35 posted on 05/08/2010 6:28:03 PM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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