"I knew Bouncers. And Wee Willie Pitt, you're no Bouncer."
The day that tub of lard could throw a drunk anywhere let alone, out of a bar, is the day pigs fly.
Wait, he could be a Bouncer at a Lesbian Bar...... nah ..... they'd kick his butt too.
Ron Popeil's products couldn't have done any better - and a bump for a classic!