DUmmie FUnnies 05-07-10 (Pitt gets a JOB! As a BOUNCER!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 7, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[E Rocc]

I’ve been doing this for eight years.

We don’t like to use “the B word” because it implies you regularly need to throw people out. We may have to kick someone out once every two or three weeks and break up a fight every one to two months.

I prefer the term “drunksitter” and the keys are having a really long fuse, really not giving a damn what people say, and being able to calm down drunks at least enough that they don’t decide to be stupid. It helps to be at least decent sized and look like you can handle yourself.

Oh, the people I talk to don’t really give too much of a you-know-what about corporations in general but they can’t *stand* BHO.

[The KG9 Kid]

You have my respect. I haven't touched a drop in ages.

I can't stand to be around drunks.

[Condor51]

To paraphrase an old rat politician..

"I knew Bouncers. And Wee Willie Pitt, you're no Bouncer."

The day that tub of lard could throw a drunk anywhere let alone, out of a bar, is the day pigs fly.

Wait, he could be a Bouncer at a Lesbian Bar...... nah ..... they'd kick his butt too.

[GQuagmire]

I call B.S. to The Drunkards claim. He far too lazy to actually get a real job. I’m sure Mrs. and Mrs. Pitt can do quite nicely on the trust fund cash. Also I’ve yet to see any bicycle rickshaws anywhere near Fenway Park. If there are any they are taking their lives into there own hands. Traffic around Fenway is lunacy.

[E Rocc]

When dealing with drunks it helps not to be one of them. :)

[PJ-Comix]

Will Pitt...the Charles Bukowski wannabee. And if wants to be like Bukowski, Pitt will have to give up his trust fund.

[investigateworld]

Theeee goriest homicide scene I ever attended was one involving two lesbians - one caught the other cheating and before the lady could UHaul outta there, she was sliced and diced.

Ron Popeil's products couldn't have done any better - and a bump for a classic!

[investigateworld]

And another bump!

[PJ-Comix]

DING! DING! DING!

Big news! Big news!

Pied Piper Pitt is NO LONGER listed in the DUmmie Journals section! Is he no longer a member of DUmmieland or did this DUFU by Charles drive him over the edge so he just up and quit? Inquiring minds would like to know. And what do you know about this situation, Frank?

[PJ-Comix]

And now I have found a very cryptic Will Pitt appreciation THREAD. Where is the "over there" the DUmmie was referring to and why was the thread locked?

[Sapper26]

Here’s a thread explaining why. Apparently Willy let his new bouncer carreer go to his head.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8308011&mesg_id=8308043

[Sapper26]

Thought you’d like to see this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=102890

[investigateworld]

Inquiring minds want to know too!

[Ignatz]

"Trust-fund baby, pedagogue, pundit, press secretary, best-selling author, essayist, activist, ditch-stander-inner, indictment-scooper--"

You forgot, "Temporary Sock-puppet".

[Ignatz]

I am here to tell you, the view from the sidewalk is nothing but livid little people. . . .

[Will Pitt, Friend of the Little Livid People.]

[franksolich]

And what do you know about this situation, Frank?

This is news to me; I just got back.