My goodness - this story has more twists and turns than a John Grisham novel! Maybe somehow we can wake up and find it was all a terrible nightmare . . .
“this story has more twists and turns than a John Grisham novel!’
That’s right: this was all a scam by a lawyer-turned-author who got himself elected to the WH and will write a potboiler about how he did once he’s kicked out. Normally it’s illegal to profit from crimes, but this guy realized that as president, he’d have access to all the nation’s top secrets. So no one will dare prosecute him as wheelbarrows full of royalties are delivered each week to his door for fear he’ll get even by telling those secrets to our sworn enemies. Checkmate!