[Found before a crumbling statue of Emperor-by-Trick Barack Hussein Obama
in a glass filled desert comprising what was once known as the ‘USA’]
"We first heard of an undocumented man named Obama ,
Who denied all the confusion with a Kenyan and Osama.
At every turn, he worked to have our country defeated,
With every enemy, he conspired to have us deleted,
Smiled he, 'If death panels aren’t enough, I'll just let them chemically bomb ya'."
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.
We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream.
It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same,
or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children
and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
President Ronald Reagan