[humblegunner]

This post would not fit in a tweet.

So Twitter forces you to write like a spastic ten year old?

Gosh, I really am missing out then. Who wouldn't want that?

[numberonepal]

You ain’t missin’ nuthin’.

[Issaquahking]

You get 148 letters? What did you expect? Perfection burns up way too many characters. This is about the maximum you can send.