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Cooking Bacons with a Machine Gun
Notoriously Conservative ^
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Posted on 03/30/2010 11:46:25 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Given the cost of ammo, that’s a pretty expensive way to cook bacon. But if the target downrange is a bunch of jihadis, then I whole-heartedly approve.
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:48:03 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(Give them 2.54 cm and they'll take 1.61 km.)
To: Notoriously Conservative
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm rounded bacon
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:48:48 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
To: VRWCmember
If that’s the case then one would want to shoot THROUGH the bacon w/ the MG-42.
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:50:01 AM PDT
by
Afisra
To: Notoriously Conservative
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:50:59 AM PDT
by
cranked
To: Notoriously Conservative
Good stuff to know. The Army and Marines should adopt this--terrorize the jihadists with bullets and bacon and have a tasty treat afterward!
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:51:35 AM PDT
by
randog
(Tap into America!)
To: VRWCmember
Better taste really good. Breakfast done this way would cost about $112.50 on average, plus the cost of the bacon.
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:53:35 AM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Notoriously Conservative
Now that's what I call a "grease gun" ;-)
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:54:43 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: skeeter
Not to mention having your vintage weapon smelling like pig fat.
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:55:26 AM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Notoriously Conservative
anyone want to guess how much lead is in that bacon?
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posted on
03/30/2010 11:57:19 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
To: absolootezer0
Plenty.
Finely-divided, particulate lead. Must be capable of doing wonders to the neural systems.
To: Notoriously Conservative
“It is believed this method was first discovered on a firing range when the ham-handed instructor grabbed a hot barrel ...” and the rest is history
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:00:54 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
To: Notoriously Conservative
lol, some people and their guns and bacon.
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:02:59 PM PDT
by
Hexenhammer
(sic semper tyrannis)
To: Notoriously Conservative
LOL, when you die, we are DEFINITELY splitting up your gear.
To: NonValueAdded
Ham-handed, huh? Now how the heck do you fry the eggs?
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:08:33 PM PDT
by
Bernard Marx
(I donÂ’t trust the reasoning of anyone who writes then when they mean than.)
To: skeeter
Too bad there’s not a convenient way to transfer the bacon fat to the bullets on their way out of the barrel, enroute to their Muzzie recipients.
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:15:58 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: bigbob
It's already been done for you...
Silver Bullet Gun Oil
13% pig fat in the oil itself. This stuff is REAL and available for sale to all who value freedom.
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:21:56 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
(.)
To: Notoriously Conservative

BACON SUIT.

BACON HITLER.

BACON BIKINI.

BACON RIFLE.

CONTROL ALT BACON.
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:26:43 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: Lazamataz
Bacon Bikini and what is inside yummy.
Lazamataz rules
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:42:52 PM PDT
by
Ratman83
To: Notoriously Conservative
That is just about the STUPIDEST thing I have ever seen on FR. Clearly, some people just have too much time on their hands.
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