1. Fudgesicle. Where is the fudge?
2. Brownie girl scouts. When do we get the brownies?
3. And Easter bunny/eggs. How could my parents have foisted such a sham on me. Pretty eggs should taste good, not like dirty hard boiled eggs. Instead they are just plain eggs with color on them. The shells are just awful to eat. And by association the bunny must go.
All three of those seem to be one issue: She thought she was going to get CHOCOLATE. (Give her some)