[Found before a statue of Emperor-by-Trick Barack Hussein-I
in a radioactive desert comprising what was once known as the USA]
We first heard of an undocumented man named Obama ,
Who denied all the confusion with a Kenyan and Osama.
At every turn, the man worked to have our country defeated,
With every enemy, he conspired to have every American deleted,
Said he, “If my death panels don’t work, I’ll just let them bomb ya”.