In a small town in Minnesota where my sister lives, they have a Halal meat market where the mooslims go to buy meat. They kill the animals right there. Now I know what goes on in that market. My sister and I went to a small consignment shop next door to the market and I saw the Somalis going in and out of the market. I didn’t see them bringing anything out either. Guess they sell a lot of meat to the neighboring towns.
Sheesh, couldn’t you have waited telling me that story until after I had my first drink? I guess I’ll have to start early today.
What do you call a muslim who owns a goat and a sheep?
Bisexual.
What do you call a muslim who owns a herd of sheep?
A pimp.