Piper’s closing words at her swearing in as President on
January 20, 2041:
Everything I am today, I owe to my mother, who has stepped down
after 7 successive terms as President of this great country,
carrying every state, in every one of those elections.
Her record will remain unbroken in this century, and every century
to follow.
And my mother has stepped down against the entreaties of the whole nation,
of her own volition, and in keeping with the principles she
expounded, when she stepped down as Alaska’s Governor in 2009.
And I believe she is bestowed with divine energy that has kept
her going for so long, and against all odds. That energy will keep
her going for many more decades.
So, I am today taking charge as your new President, aware that the
real President is Sarah Palin and will continue to be, as long as she
lives. Amen.
The antipalinbots will be after you...
LOL