First of all, it would have been 3-4 weeks after the birth, at the earliest. Probably later, as Fall quarter does not start at UW until the last week of September.
Second of all, are you kidding? Let's compare the two journeies.
Hawaii to Seattle. Best case scenario: one six hour flight from modern airport to modern airport. Worst case scenario: she connects in San Franscico or LA, so we're talking about a 9 hour journey, modern airport to modern airport to modern airport.
Hawaii to Kenya: 2 day journey involving multiple primitive modes of transportation to a 3rd world country.
Oh yes. Same thing./sarcasm
Her friend said late August ... at best 2-3 weeks after the birth. Plus, the friend had to show SAD how to change the little bastard's poopy diapers. How does SAD fly across the Pacific and not know how to do this??
You’re missing the forest over a few phantom trees ... why would the mother of a newborn baby be enrolling in school less than a month after her baby was born?? Her friend, Susan Blake said she was there in August, and it was a pink, new baby for whom Dunham didn’t even know how to change its diapers. If it were 3 or 4 weeks after being born, even a slow learner should know how to change a diaper by then, unless you think Stanley was wandering around covered in the little bastard’s poo.
Second, no one ever said the journey would the same ... just that one is no less likely than the other. Chances are Stanley had actually been in Seattle for several weeks before the baby was born.